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Claret Badger 1:16 Wed Dec 31
Norovirus

Bit shit and a pain in the arse

2 days in and no relief

Anybody else had this seasonal shit/vom fest?


Pass the immodium

Josh 1:19 Wed Dec 31
Re: Norovirus

Had it at the end of November. Was hideous!

Claret Badger 1:23 Wed Dec 31
Re: Norovirus

Had some Heinz tomato soup

And 3 hours later I did a passable impression of Jackson pollack from my arse

ted fenton 1:24 Wed Dec 31
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Always wash your hands when you get in !!!!

Grumpster 1:32 Wed Dec 31
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Had it a few years ago and loved it. Lost 8lbs in 3 days.

I couldn't however eat spaghetti for 2 years, as it hit me unexpectedly one night while at a friends in Hornchurch and the 40 minute drive home was excrutiating holding everything in as didn't know what was wrong.

Had to sleep on the bathroom floor and had spaghetti and bolognese coming out through my nose.

Thought I was dying that first night!!

i-Ron 1:37 Wed Dec 31
Re: Norovirus

I had tonsilitis at the beginning of December, which was a CUNT.

Then on Xmas eve I got sinnisitus.

Still won't ever be as bad as getting swine flu on Xmas day 4 years ago. I lost nearly 2 stone.

Far Cough 1:38 Wed Dec 31
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Haha ron, Leigh Jim will have a field day with that

Cor Blimey 1:41 Wed Dec 31
Re: Norovirus

had it twice in a month. Lost a stone and a half so happy days!

bruuuno 2:17 Wed Dec 31
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Had it a couple of years back. Didnt know whether to shit on the floor and puke in the carsey or vice versa . Shat on the floor in the end (it wasn't my house, in my defence)

Eggbert Nobacon 2:26 Wed Dec 31
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Few years back

Was lucky as I was literally leaving to go work when I first rushed to loo

Few mins later and I'd have been on a 2 hour coach trip to London!!

Nuclear Noodle 2:37 Wed Dec 31
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Had it last year. Never known how it was possible for so muchto come out of both ends. At one point I was puking in the sink and sitting on the bog dropping chocolate sauce for ages. Thought I was done and 20 minutes later it started again.

zebthecat 2:58 Wed Dec 31
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Oh yes and what fun.
Just make sure you are close to a bog that has a sink beside it and keep drinking water.
Fruit juice diluted with water and pinch of salt mixed in is a decent rehydration drink.

MrCrowmanSir 3:00 Wed Dec 31
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Had it a few years back, soiled 5 pairs of underpants in 2 days.

violator 3:08 Wed Dec 31
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My mate got married on the 29th, his old man got struck down with it the night before and had to miss the wedding.

WHOicidal Maniac 3:19 Wed Dec 31
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We had it about 2 weeks ago. Seems that if you throw it up, you recover a bit quicker. The Missus was alright in a couple of days but I didnt chuck it up and was rank for about 4 or 5 days...


My Parents now have it 1 week before my Dad goes in for an Op on his Cancer...poor fucker

simon.s 3:37 Wed Dec 31
Re: Norovirus

Happy Birthday, CB.


You need to get back on the meat.

Joke Whole 4:06 Wed Dec 31
Re: Norovirus

You don't ever (EVER) get this shit with an Apple.

Factitty, factitty, fact, fact, FACT.

Nurse Ratched 4:23 Wed Dec 31
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It pays to be a fanatical hand washer at this time of year, especially if you use public transport. People are generally disgusting, ambulant petri dishes. I prefer spiders to humans.

Oh and coca cola (regular, not diet) shaken up till it goes flat, and taken at room temperature to rehydrate the afflicted. Kids especially are more likely to drink this than Diorilyte (? Spelling) which tastes like blackcurrant flavoured snot.

ted fenton 4:33 Wed Dec 31
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Nurse Ratched 4:23 Wed Dec 31

Honest Hammer 5:46 Wed Dec 31
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I had food poisoning a few weeks back but at one point thought it could be this.

It's pretty fucking evil by all accounts. At least you can have a few kebabs in the new. Year and not be bothered by the weight.

stomper 5:50 Wed Dec 31
Re: Norovirus

Amateurs!

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